Poo Cake

A poo cake is a butthole.

Boyfriend: let's try anal tonight, babe.
Girlfriend: you mean you wanna stick it in my poo cake?
Boyfriend: yeah, that too.

by Sallysuewho December 4, 2017

poo placenta

the small hard stool that proceed the birth of a seven pound turd

"where's the khazi old boy, I can feel the poo placenta beginning to dislodge!"

by dan"da"man January 4, 2010

poo tailor

One who has difficulty wiping their anus after defecating, and ends up wearing shit gloves.

"Have you seen Phil's fingernails? You know where hes just been? What a poo tailor!

by Doctor Fudgy January 20, 2020

Target poo

When you take a monstrous bowel tearing erupting shit in target that leaves you crippled for the rest of your life

I had target poo-man who is now crippled

by Target pooinator September 9, 2021

Come to my house or send poo

When you put your address on UD because you like men to randomly turn up to fuck or send me fecal matter in a bag through the post with an email address attached so you can receive a vid of me smearing it all over myself.

Come to my house or send poo

by Smelliebellie August 6, 2022

poo

yes

i need a poo

by fortniteballsimgay May 9, 2021

Eifle tower of poo

When you poop so much it piles up and touches your butt.

I took a huge dump that when I relaxed I had an eifle tower of poo.

by Jj the big April 1, 2023