lighten your shit

means you need to tone things down a bit and not make such a fuss or scene.

Brah, you need to lighten your shit a little. Cut down on the antics cos nobody needs to know where you masturbate.

by de-pube March 10, 2022

Sex with your hand

When one slides their cock up and down in their hands.

Did you have sex with your hand last night

by Hand destroyer 69 November 9, 2020

Zombie on your lawn

A great song from the era of mobile games that were good and took effort

Sunflower

1, 2, 3, Woo!

There's a zombie on your lawn
There's a zombie on your lawn
There's a zombie on your lawn
We don't want zombies on the lawn

I know your type: tall, dark, and dead
You want to bite all the petals off of my head
And then eat the brains of
The one who planted me here
NOOOOOOO!!

I'm just a sunflower but see
Me power an entire infantry
You like the taste of brains
We don't like zombies

I used to play football (football)
Road cones protect my head (cone on his head)
I have a screen-door shield (screen door sheild)
We are the undead

There's a zombie on your lawn
There's a zombie on your lawn
There's a zombie on your lawn
We don't want zombies on the lawn

Maybe it's time to reevaluate
I know you have a lot of food on your plate
Brains are quite rich in cholesterol
You're dead so it doesn't matter,
Instead we'll use this solar power
To make a lawn defense at any hour

I like your tricycle (tricicle)
There's butter on my head (on his head)
I'm gonna eat your brains (no no no no)
We are the undead

There's a zombie on your lawn
There's a zombie on your lawn
There's a zombie on your lawn
We don't want zombies on the lawn

by Blob the Gamer January 4, 2021

Your next clue

You’re almost at the end so pick up the pace
You definitely don’t want to be in last place.

The next clue is hiding on a tv

In the room with a quote about mazes that are easy.

Wow Benny. I wonder where I can find your next clue.

by Boonmeister April 14, 2021

Act your IQ

When an intellectual individual behaves like an ignoramus, throwing caution to the wind and making the worst possible decisions that no one expected said intellectual to even think of.

Conversely,
When an ignoramus behaves like an intellectual, acting in a way that would have earned them some respect (if only they had a higher IQ).

I kind of wanna quit my job at the court right now.

Natalie, act your iq babes, you know you live for your job.

~Conversely~

You know, perhaps, we should just move on and hope for the best.

Oh please what happened to stuffing our faces with cake, act your iq, I know you're worse than that <3

by Pls don't take me seriously August 18, 2023

The sanity of your mother

Something that you ponder while you sing a stupid song about the man behind the slughter

Since you've been gone
I've been singing this stupid song
So I could ponder
The sanity of your mother

by FreddyFazbore October 3, 2023

YOUR MOM SO

your mom so

your mom so nice she baked me cookies, i hope she and you have a very nice day bro.

by erftghetrj August 3, 2022