Sex Olympics 

The sex Olympics resets every four years, and revolves around collecting a number of rings that correspond to those of the regular Olympics. to obtain a 'ring', one must perform a particular sex act.

Blue ring: sex in water
Black ring: with a black guy/girl, or anal
Yellow ring: with an asian, or urination during sex
Red ring: during period, or draw blood
Green ring: outdoors

After obtaining all of these, the winner receives fuck all.

"Dude, yesterday I totally got the black ring11111!!! I've completed the sex olympics"

Sex Olympics by RM-J October 18, 2008

sex in the flesh 

a term used to describe how 'sexy' or 'gorgeous' somebody is.

"OMG! That boy is sex in the flesh. He is so damn fine," Lindsay exclaimed.

sex in the flesh by emx3syouu January 4, 2008

sex dreads 

Extremely matted hair that results from wild sex.

I went through an entire bottle of conditioner getting out the sex dreads that Gustav gave me.

sex dreads by tracey <3s peter March 11, 2011

sex diamond

when a man is having sex with one woman, performing cunnilingus on another, and fingering two other women with each hand.

dude, have you ever had a sex diamond? it's totally epic!

sex diamond by the human thesaurus May 10, 2011

sex change 

1. surgical procedures by which a person's sexual characteristics are changed to that of the other sex (mastectomy, phalloplasty, vaginoplasty and other procedures) The term also applies to the surgery done on intersexed people.
2. somewhat inaccurate term for gender reassignment which includes hormone replacement therapy and sex reassignment surgery.

Homosexuals don't 'get a sex change', transsexuals do.

sex change by CGale December 28, 2005

sex ed 

n. right to know that is denied by idiotic pro-life and religious right groups; they insist on abstinence-only sex ed which actually increases teen pregnancy; since Bush is just a Christian idiot he doesn't give a shit whether STDs runs rampant in the Bible Belt

2. motivates frustrated teens to convert to atheism like me because Christianity sucks God's scrotum

3. usually equates to censorship of free speech in America

4. essential to preventing teen pregnancy

1. I became an atheist at age 14 due to false sex ed.
2. The truth of Haditha shall remain hidden like sex ed in the United States
3. Thanks to real sex ed Netherlands and Sweden has a much lower teen pregnancy rate than America.
4. Planned Parenthood provides real sex education.

sex ed by Kenny McCor September 6, 2008

sex maniac

A man who loves sex alot and will do anything for sex!

"D00d! 1'11 t0t411y 5u><0r y012 c0ck f012 qu41273125!!1!

sex maniac by Poopsy July 3, 2003