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juice box blowjob

The act of blowing air through the straw in a juice box and then juice proceeds to shoot out of the straw.
Capri Suns are the best to give juice box blowjobs to. When you blow air into them they will ejaculate back juice
by wertyvv September 11, 2011
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Juice WRLD

by Sami45 December 2, 2020
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I hate Juice

Verb. A clever, yet racist demonstration to discriminate against those of the jewish ethnicity, religion, and/or nationality.
I hate juice so much I post anti-ojmitic hate vids on youjuice.com
by Paydolf Schmiter January 10, 2010
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Moo Juice

One who 0wns noobs. He has many enemies, all of which hate him for being so skilled. Someone who is known as "Moo Juice" is said to enjoy cluster bombing and wingclipping.

Often, a Moo Juice will be used to 0wn + noobs in large scale wars. it is often said that + never see it coming.
omgs that Moo Juice is so l33t, + is fux0red.
by Brendan March 28, 2005
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woo woo juice

any inhalant that is abused in order to get high
by Korben July 16, 2006
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Marinating in the ass juice

When someone doesn't shower for a long period of time and lets their ass marinate in their ass sweat.
daniel " jhon smells like shit"
emily " yea hes been marinating in the ass juice"
by lincoln plus pm October 21, 2011
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taking the juice for free

To fake one's qualifications for a particular discussion by pretending to know what the other person is talking about (often out of politeness or fear of admitting that one doesn't get a reference), and then to continue enjoying the benefits of the discussion (including unearned enthusiasm from the other person, who thinks he/she are talking to someone who has something in common with them).
Example #1:
Person 1: So how about them Bruins?
Person 2 (not knowing anything about hockey or the Bruins): yeah..
Person 1 (now excited): YOU SAW THE GAME? It was so good!! I missed the last 15 minutes though!!
Person 2 (now deep in a lie): Err, yeah. They did great.

Person 2 didn't earn person 1's enthusiasm (energy/"juice"). They were taking the juice for free.

Example #2:
Person 1 (pointing at the moon): "That's no moon. It's a space station!"
Persons 2 and 3 get the reference and laugh
Person 4 (who never saw Star Wars, doesn't get the reference, can TELL it's a reference of some kind, but doesn't want to admit to not knowing the reference, weakly smiles or fake laughs): Ah
Person 1 (suspicious): Are you taking the juice for free?
Person 4 (caught): Yeah I have no idea what you were talking about
by jkeegan January 8, 2014
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