fucked up old hag

Margaret Thatcher

🗿: You fucked up old hag
🗿: Ha ha, charade you are

by FatEngineer October 23, 2022

the old baked plum

Bum.

From Cockney rhyming slang. Usually used to describe where a gay man 'gets it'

"Have you heard Murphy likes it up the old baked plum"

by Fruitybutt May 3, 2017

Crazy Old Hag

Mrs.Sims

Damn that Crazy Old Hag (Mrs.Sims) is here

by Firebird1995 May 24, 2018

Old Ripper

someone with a low moral constitution

JORDAN IS AN OLD RIPPER

by karlos65 October 28, 2020

《¤》Android《¤》Mckinnon《¤》Thirteen《¤》Years《¤》Old《¤》

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《¤》Android《¤》Mckinnon《¤》Thirteen《¤》Years《¤》Old《¤》

by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 22, 2025

day old crimp

slang for a sassy asshole

Kevin and Austin are acting like a couple of day old crimps right now.

by schoenleber7 March 1, 2014

Old tart

And old tart is essentially a GILF who is sexually active. The phrase old tart especially applies to grannies who are willing to have sex with men much younger than them.

It is very kinky to get sucked off by a nice old tart!

by Bill Beef February 16, 2025