Dead

Something I want to be when I get older.

When I grow up I want to be dead.

by Foodlion May 27, 2019

Happy he's dead

You were happy when my shit was stolen. You reminded me every day how happy you were that my shit was stolen and that I had to sit here and work as my work was being stolen. So no you don't give a fuck about liberty or personal property rights. You give a fuck about YOU not getting murdered for this and being perceived as being better than someone you are not better than.

Hym "So I wouldn't say I'm happy he's dead... It's more like, I want the money and the credit I'm entitled to and I don't give a fuck about a YouTube bitch getting shot for a REASON that the YouTube fucks CAN'T ACTUALLY BE TRUST TO TELL YOU... So! Notice how I'm NOT getting murdered. Because according to the news it's coming from the left AND right... AT both the left and right... But NOT at me. I wouldn't test the dead man switch if I were them either but STILL. Even I could see how I would be considered reprehensible and/or killable! But these idiots just don't get it. They legitimately don't see themselves as killable! It is unreal. THEY can never be morally wrong. It's not a possibility in their own minds. Crazy."

by Hym Iam September 12, 2025

Still Not Dead

The only appropriate way to toast with a group of men, acknowledging your continued existence on this mortal coil.

*drinks received*
Man 1: How's everyone doing?
Group: Still Not Dead!

by 23yearoldeyes August 26, 2023

Dead chips

Dead chips is a New York slang which means

Ugly

EX:

Imani: Have you seen Leilani’s new snap story??

Jaylani: Oh nah that bitch is “dead chips”

Jaylani: You seen the new girl at our school yet?

Imani: That bitch is dead chips

by yuh😈 April 5, 2024

dead burger

a woman who hasnt had a wash for a year and you got down on her

i took a girl home on a one night stand last night and when i took her pants off it smelt like a dead burger

by elzz March 20, 2017

Deaded

Deaded is another word for saying someone has passed and in mourning state

"Yes *persons name* has been deaded."

by KKITOOO April 12, 2023

certified dead

Used in a context where the person is 100% out of lifes breath and not able to function as a living human being.

Also used as slay, with "slay boots the house down houston i'm diseased OR: certified dead"

Wow she got hit by a car! But she did it in style. Slay boots the house down, houston she's certified dead.

by piet pieraat February 6, 2024