Wet Butter

When a plane barely takes off of a runway and lands very smoothly in the sea in front of the runway (unintentionally).

Oh shit, did that 737 do a wet butter at Madeira?

by BigMacaroni January 13, 2020

buttered side up

An expression meaning that everything turned out alright like your toast landing buttered side up.

Her: It's been a rough year, a breakup, lost my job and my best friend..

Me: Chin up, you'll land buttered side up! You always do!

by Siouxsie Supertramp October 2, 2023

Butter dog

Butter dawg. Dawg with da butter.

Hand me the butter dog mug.

by Rixenlol March 27, 2022

Dookie-Butter

When something is so shitty it turns into butter.

"Man, work wasn't just awful today, it was complete dookie-butter."

by NaughtyFr0g March 24, 2025

butter mom

A butter mom is a mom who allows all foods to fit in her kids diet and her own, the contrary would be an almond mom.

Kid: my mom made chocolate cake for desert yesterday!

Kid 2: You really have a butter mom, mine gave me half an almond...

by Pousletktez May 5, 2024

Butter Smuggler

A gentleman who sodomises another gentleman with the aid of a dairy product.

Those damned butter smugglers across the way want to marry! Over my dead body!

by RH Bobby Sands MP January 15, 2012

Butter Tard

a fool who smells bad and has butter pits frome ating too many butter tarts. Usually can't spell and makes lots of typos due to the fact their fat fingers are coated in butter tart.

This butter tard ate all my butter tards.

by mrpeepeplace October 8, 2023