Canadian Milk Bag

A Canadian Milk Bag is when you purée man gravy and diarrhea, suck it up with a mini turkey baster and drop a tad in your whiskey lovin’ friends finest bottle of bourbon. If they have a whiskey bar, dose up every single bottle. Not too much though, you don’t want them to notice. You must be able to repeat this task over and over again until they die. Why you ask? Because we all know that Canadians make the best whisky. This also works for tequila.

Tonight I’m going over my friend Mikes house. If he starts making my ears bleed about his fuckin’ whiskey collection, I’m gonna Canadian Milk Bag his whole bar. Hey, I never said I was a good friend.

by Capt. Carfentnyl November 6, 2023

Milk

Milk is something that most Fathers go to get from the store when a child is very young

Dad: Bye I'm going to go get the Milk

child: Bye Dad

*10 years later*

Dad: I'm back

child: YAY

Dad: nevermind I forgot something

by Anime_Aot_FREAK April 24, 2020

Pop a chocky milk

Pop a titty

When your around others say Pop a Chocky Milk to your significant other to indicate you want a titty picture

by Teletubbster October 21, 2022

Tokyo Milk

use manga comics to wrap your dong like an egg roll. turn on an episode of dragon Ball z and enough strobe lights to cause an epileptic seizure. after you've gyrated yourself to completion, use a chop stick to poke a hole in your bukake roll. insert straw and let your partner enjoy the sweet nectar of this salty capri sun.

she said they were lactose intolerant

but that didn't apply to Tokyo Milk

by Solomon Sings January 19, 2024

father's milk

A type of milk that is really spicy.
It is a lot healtier for a newborn infant to drink papa's milk for the first year

Porçay's milk is too spicy for me

Really I love father's milk

by tea&milk October 17, 2017

Milk rich

Someone who thinks they are rich but they aren’t Anywhere near the real deal, an attitude and swagger not fit for the amount of money they have in there account

Look at that bitch with all his swagger, he’s just milk rich and his clothes are in tatters.

by Alcatraz Charles December 12, 2021

milk titty

Noun. A carton of milk with a titty on the front panel. Traditionally, a milk titty is depicted nude and with string-bikini tan lines.

Disambuguation:

milk tit
milk tits
milk titty

Charles Joseph! Don’t suck on that milk titty in public! Pour it from the top.

by Def A Real Person August 3, 2019