United Mexican States

Mexico's official name. 32 States, one federal district.

I went to the United Mexican States this summer. it was nice to see all their states.

by BETTS SEAL! December 25, 2018

mexican town house

A position where the ears and mouth at penetrated

I will Mexican town house you wife

by Bigboy lu lu April 4, 2019

Mexican Standoff

When you are so plastered and bring home a solid 8 and start taking her clothes off and find out you both have flag poles ready to fuck.

Dude how was your night with that fox?….. ohhhh was good until I got home and had a Mexican Standoff :( Oohhhh Naw

by Ahab2121 February 13, 2025

Sneaky Mexican

The act of defecating into a condom then inserting into into a woman’s vagina just before the cross a border into another country or before they fly

The sneaky Mexican is the act of shitting in a condom from an airport toilet and pushing it into her vagina before flying

by Djkorben12 June 15, 2024

mexican punching bag

When someone preforms oral sex on a male and punches his testicles as if it were a punching bag.

Dude my balls are still in pain from last night. She went in when she gave me a mexican punching bag.

by Bobby Applesauce July 19, 2017

Mexican Fire Torch

Getting a rim job from a girl whilst shitting so poop goes all over there mouth but they keep rimming u

Damn that girl was a freak she gave me a Mexican Fire Torch after dinner

by Xx lone sigma fister xX August 4, 2025

Mexican Shower

The act of standing over someone and releasing diarrhea all over their chest and face. Similar to the Cleveland Steamer, however the giver has diarrhea instead of solid stool.

"Did you see what Chris did last night!? He stood over Laura and unleashed an unholy Mexican Shower. He must have eaten corn yesterday. It was epic!"

by EightyTwo December 9, 2023