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Sleeping dragon

When you have a stomach bug and shit yourself in your sleep and stay asleep through it.
I had a bad stomach bug last week and woke up to a sleeping dragon.
by Ghostfart April 6, 2022
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Bearded Dragon

When you are uncircumcised and you pull out all the way and she queefs, blowing up your foreskin. Leaving your uncircumcised member looking like a bearded dragon.
“My wife queefed so hard last night she gave me a bearded dragon, and then I gave it right back to her!”
by Pat Makrotch April 22, 2022
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Ass Dragon

Keister some lighter fluid, and when you fart you hold a lighter by your ass.
by flamin noodle soup69 May 20, 2022
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Ass Dragon

A being that specializes in draggin ass at work.

Every workplace with shared community workload will have a dragon emerge.
It’s universal physics.
The spirit of the ass dragon can also multiply and clone itself like a cancer, spreading to other co-workers resulting in a rival second or third dragon emerging, due to the frustration of carrying the workload of the alpha dragon.
Man, that bitch is such an ass dragon.
She’s draggin ass so hard this morning that sparks are flying.
by Majestic Minnow May 27, 2022
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Smoke Dragon

A smoke dragon is when you are smoking a drug (mainly speed aka sparkle) and you are blowing it out your nose and continuing to hit it at the same time.

You can become the ultimate smoke dragon.

Not to mention gives you the ultimate High .

Warning : do not practice this on friends or Acquaintances bubbles or sparkle ... this may anger them . Maybe gently share the idea with them first allowing them to master the smoke dragon too.
Alexis: Wanna see a freakin smoke dragon ?

Melissa: a smoke dragon? Sure, your gonna do it regardless what I say, haha.

Alexis: *smoke dragon in the making*

WOOAAAA, you see that mf smoke dragon !
by EyeCandy23 June 10, 2022
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named dragon

A super cool dude. Generally very respectful and won't take anyone's shit. Super nice to people who deserve respect. He is selective with the people he surrounds himself with. If your lucky to be in a Dragon's life, be appreciative and respect him.
Person A: Hey have you met the dude named Dragon?

Person B: yeah he's kinda rude.

Person A: Well, you have to give him the respect he deserves to be respected by him.
by AirForceDude261 June 11, 2022
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maquezmodo dragon

a dragon known to be from the maquezmo tribe, gets his loot stolen in fornite and continues to rawr and breathe fire when angry, swears at you and even runs after you too.
oh no that can't be its a its a maquezmodo dragon
by Maquezmodo June 28, 2022
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