Wounded Bird Syndrome

When someone(more often than not a straight guy) who is a "model" citizen who's healthy, conforms to societal norms, etc, is attracted to someone who has usually had multiple traumatic events or a hard life involving drug abuse and addiction, parent/friend loss, being a rape victim, prostitute, etc, with the idea that they love the person who was scarred by the world, seeing them for being kind. In turn they feel they can help the person get over their trauma and start a loving family with them and die old together. This more often than not though leads to said person finding out the person they were attracted to is stuck in their ways, awfully damaged in multiple ways, aggressive, or doesn't want that happy lifestyle. If they do get with the person they're attracted to it often ends in them just being a hookup.

Brock has wounded bird syndrome. He tried dating some Russian sex trafficked girl named amelia who's coke addicted because they had fun talking on tinder, but she said if she fucked him it'd only be once and she was going to fuck 5 other guys that week. He tried to get her to move in with him and failed.

by Necrozma Beam September 29, 2023

bumpy bird

A bumpy bird, commonly known as a bird with bumps.

"That feller over there got a bumpy bird"

by Big Pimping 42069 October 5, 2023

Booby bird

A booby bird is a bird that has blue sillie feet. It looks very sillie too.

Person1: yo look at that booby bird over there!
Person2: A BOOBY WHAT?
Person1: look at its sillie blue feet.
Person2: who named this sillie bird?

by Booger_thebest October 7, 2023

Free Bird

the only song to play over top gun: maverick

free bird over top gun maverick sounds pretty cool

by AltairAerospace October 7, 2023

Baby birden

When a straight man gets a lesbian in bed ,is aggressively fucking her and tells her to spit in his mouth. But she is so into it, all she can do is spit like a mama bird feeding her baby bird into his mouth.

I told her to spit in my mouth. All she could do was give me a little baby birden spit.

by Huckleberry Finn October 11, 2023

Black Bird

Yoooooo.... That is fucking horrific! You need to watch this 'Good Night World' anime on Netflix immediately. I seriously don't know what the fuck is happening right now.

Hym 😨 "That is fucking horrific! This took and rapid 180! I... I don't know how to even describe it without giving it away I mean you just have to watch it. Holy shit! The Black Bird is terrifying! I didn't think it was going to BE like this man! Shit!"

by Hym Iam October 15, 2023

Dublin Bird-Bath

When a girl, gets on her knees and fills her mouth with Guinness so her man can dip his balls in it.

Last night my man was sooo hot, I gave him a Dublin Bird-Bath.. such a good night!

by BronzeGladiator November 3, 2023