Big Chungus

The funniest thing to ever exist in the history of everything.

Person 1: BIG CHUNGUS!!!!!!11

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by alx.144 November 3, 2021

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big ranch

An omnipotent god who owns the biggest ranch in the observable universe and has the power to destroy galaxies and owns many planets. He has unlimited power and even more lore behind him. He looks like a 38 year old man, brown hair, a large beard, 287 lbs, 6,3. He is well known by meany extraterrestrial species and was married to a demigod named agatha. He has 2 sons named Tony and Big Business.

Guy 1: “Did you hear about Big Ranch’s new purchase?”

Guy 2: “Its the 85th one this week I am not surprised”

Guy 1: “but still, they say he has infinite amounts of money”

Guy 2: “I believe that statement”

by BigRanchLLC October 12, 2020

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Big Masturbation

The forces at work trying to make me watch porn and play with my innocent Christian penis. The sex industry equivalent of Big Pharma

Me: Big Masturbation has no impact on me. I don't even do pre-marital handholding
My penis: Get PornHub Premium

by FuzzyDanglers April 23, 2020

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Big Blag

A term given to an individual who will blag his way to the upmost to get out of doing something

Z: Where is Rex this morning?
A: He's being a "big blag" and coming in late

by Aront November 2, 2008

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The Big Money

They own everything, they own your dog, they own your house, they own car, they own you. Your entire existence is solely because of them. You are simply a product of their desire to make profitable sales. Only few have met The Big Money.

"Who is The Big Money?"
"I dont know. But they know you".

by anonymous February 8, 2021

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