Tits Mcgee

The only man alive who has had his tits sold to a confused Bill gates. Turns out he thought they were islands.

Poor Bill Gates stays buying tits mcgee.

by jorge, graham, and damien November 1, 2006

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Rip Tits

When a Hunter in Left 4 Dead straddles the fuck out of you and plays with your intestines.

Dude did you see me as the Hunter? I fucking rip tits!

DUDE HE'S RIPPING MY TITS!!

by Zombiechicken September 7, 2009

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Tits on a whale

Something that is extremely bad.

Wow that game is tits on a whale.

by Floppypick August 23, 2008

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calm yo tits

To tell a person to call down and/or relax.

"Dude I can't find my car keys anywhere!"
"Bro, calm yo tits!"

by Anthony Li September 5, 2011

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gummi bear tits

noun. refers to a woman who is still very attractive dispite having small mammary glands. Specifically implies she suits them, and that the person using the word prefers them that way.

"hey there gummi bear tits, how about a snog?"

*slap*

*knee to the bollocks*

by moominX July 1, 2010

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reduce your tits

A more appropriate way of saying, "calm your tits." It was first said in Chris Lilley's "Summer Heights High," when Ja'mie King tells Bec (the asian tryhard) to reduce her tits.

Ja'mie King: "I heard Qantas is having good deals on one-way tickets to China."
Bec: "I'm not even Chinese, I'm from Singapore."
Ja'mie King: "Reduce your tits, stop acting dumb, fix your acne, and don't be asian. Seriously."

by vidlenz May 20, 2014

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