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Jack Law

by Summer Mitchell July 31, 2021
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Jews Law

As a discussion gets longer, the probability of a jew mentioning the ww2, hitler, or the holocaust in an arguement increases.
Guy: The fuck? You trying to swindle me?
Jew: OY VEY ANTISEMITE! THIS IS JUST LIKE THE HOLOCAUST WHEN 6000 ULTRILLION JEWS DIED.
Guy: Shut the fuck up dude, just give me my money back.
Guy 2: Just another case of Jews Law good sir.
by anonymous March 25, 2024
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Legosi's Law

Legosi's law states that "The amount of time somebody insists that another party/group is being "overly sensitive" regarding a topic is Inversely proportional to the thickness of the speaker's skin"

In other words; the more a person insist that the people they are criticizing don't have thick skin, the more likely they themselves are to be insecure or easily disgruntled when repercussions are present.
This user named Legosiispoggerz posted a bad take on Twitter which resulted in the user getting butthurt once they were roasted hard and caused them to delete their entire twitter account- that is Legosi's Law.
by SoulDispenser October 5, 2021
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Wasabi's Law

If it burns going in it will burn coming out.
Geees, that sushi was hot when I ate it and hot when it came out.

Bruh, that's wasabi's law.
by Ohhey83 February 24, 2021
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Bandmate In-Law

Bandmate to the In-laws.
My father-in-laws bandmate is my bandmate in-law.
by Courtz Crystal November 9, 2019
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The law of Theo

The chance of something you want to happen might happen can be calculated

% = __________1________ X 100

2 + people you've told
Dude weren't you going to buy that house you told us about?
Well it didn't go in our favor after telling the whole neighourhod about our Ideas, The law of Theo you know....
by gowk_ February 25, 2020
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Franklin's Law

The act of getting skilled enough at every single talent imaginable, in order to portray Uncle Fred in any medium.
Franc: Dude, I should totally mod my PS Vita
Lezduit: Why? So you can put Uncle Fred on it
Franc: Of course dude, it's Franklin's Law!
by Smith Miller January 15, 2025
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