When you shit in someone’s ears and than slap both there ears making a ringing noise sounding like you are schizophrenic and hearing the name Horton moan into your head. As the sound increases, your bro gets to the climax and busts a big nut onto your forehead.
Mathew Zuckerman, lord of the cock, tends to leave his turds in my ear lobe. I like it a lot when he Horton Hears a Poo me
by Henloooooooo May 19, 2024
Get the Horton Hears a Poo mug.A famous toilet were people far and wide come to worship in hopes to someday rest their bottom upon it and take a big nasty dump. This toilet is a legend to most but to people like me it is held close to my heart where I can bask on its glory. Poo Drain made its original appearance in a prison made for prisoners getting sentenced to death. Months later after the first sighting it would be found once more in the woods. This time though it is made out of tree limbs and such. Poo Drain had increased in sightings for several years until just recently when now it is used as a greeting instead of a reference to complete power over the human digestive track. I am hoping this will bring this so called legend back to life. I am waiting Poo Drain
by That One Dude965 May 19, 2024
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Is taken when one has a urge but not urgent one to shit, but due to work, commitments or anything that comes in the future minutes to hours to interfere with this sacred time: one then go’s to do a tactical shit.
Is taken when one has a urge but not urgent one to shit, but due to work, commitments or anything that comes in the future minutes to hours to interfere with this sacred time: one then go’s to do a tactical shit.
Kenny “fuckk I kinda gotta shit but it’s not cooked and ready..”
Sussie “..we are paramedics Kenny, do a tactical poo now, in case we have a job come up..”
Sussie “..we are paramedics Kenny, do a tactical poo now, in case we have a job come up..”
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Get the POO BONE mug.Your shit preference. All encompassing. If you like to fart every morning at six a.m. good for you. If you shart during sex also good for you. Those are your poo tendencies and you should be aware of them. It helps your partner.
One of Jody's poo tendencies is that she always poops at 6 am.
Jacob only shits at home, its a poo tendency of his.
Jacob only shits at home, its a poo tendency of his.
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