Joe Cortino

Joe Cortino: 1) The guy you see on the street found punching babies and scaring young children. 2) A guy who messes with and/or mindfucks you. 3) One awesome MOFO!

did you see that joe cortino punch that baby or was i just mind fucked to think that

by Smokahontas666 October 6, 2010

Joe mama

A joke to tell your friends

Person1:joe has ligma

Person2 :whos joe ?

Person3:JOE MAMA!

by andioop-sksksk :)))) October 15, 2019

Creepy Joe

Somebody who makes comments that sound very inappropriate and doesn't even realize it.

Guy1: she was 12, I was 30. She helped me a lot. We learned a lot. We got a lot done.
Guy2: Bro wtf, you're sounding like a total 'creepy Joe!'
Guy1: what did I say?
Guy2: you know, the fact that you don't even know makes it that much worse
Guy1: Come on man, give me a little break here!

by Icy Wyte October 6, 2022

Uncle Joe

This boi is always horny. His nephews run when they hear him yell “WHICH ONE OF YOUR FUCKERS IS GETTING ON MY COCK TONIGHT”. Although he does buy his nephews lap dances at the club and buys them drugs and alcohol. He has an obsession with putting his nephews in a closet. Those fuckers basically live in there.

“Opens closet” Sam what happened. Uncle Joe put me in here. I screeched not the cock but he gargled that bitch anyways.

by Thanos did nothing wrong November 8, 2019

Joe Biden

A corrupt pedophile politician for the Democratic party

Hi, I'm Joe Biden and I've showered with my daughter

by Potony September 21, 2023

Billie Joe Armstrong

the frontman of Green Day, the most godliest band on earth. He is currently being loved by preps and emos (kinda) everyewhere. BUT PPL R FUCKIN POSERS. U ONLY LIKE GREEN DAY 4 3 FUCKIN SONGZ. SO FUCK YOU.

"OMG. Billie Joe Armstrong is sooo hawt."

"What CDs of his do u have?"

"I have there best singles."

"What songz r they?"

"BOBD, Holiday, and WMUWSE. They are the best songz. Im such a die hard Green Day Fan"

"U FUCKIN PUSSY LICKIN POSER"

by Fookyu December 14, 2006

GI Joe Time

enter the trenches..under heavy influence (alcohol), and dominate and penetrate the target (ho's)

We went to the club and prepared ourselves for GI JOE TIME because there were so many girls up in here!

by swiftkick February 9, 2006