Elf Shoe Tits

A woman's breasts that have the similar curviture to the shoes commonly worn by elves. They start out straight and slightly curve upward

guy 1: "Did you see her boobs at the party last night?"

guy 2: "Yeah,kinda wished i hadn't, she had elf shoe tits"

by KEITH ST0NE June 05, 2011

Tits Mcgee

The only man alive who has had his tits sold to a confused Bill gates. Turns out he thought they were islands.

Poor Bill Gates stays buying tits mcgee.

by jorge, graham, and damien November 02, 2006

Rip Tits

When a Hunter in Left 4 Dead straddles the fuck out of you and plays with your intestines.

Dude did you see me as the Hunter? I fucking rip tits!

DUDE HE'S RIPPING MY TITS!!

by Zombiechicken September 08, 2009

Tits on a whale

Something that is extremely bad.

Wow that game is tits on a whale.

by Floppypick July 26, 2008

calm yo tits

To tell a person to call down and/or relax.

"Dude I can't find my car keys anywhere!"
"Bro, calm yo tits!"

by Anthony Li September 05, 2011

Tit job day

The 13th april you should get a tit job from a girl if you are straight. Now you got an excuse to get a tit job.
Your welcome my friend! ;)

He: Can i have a tit job today? Her: Hmmmm He: its tit job day! She: OK <3

by Lanco April 10, 2019

reduce your tits

A more appropriate way of saying, "calm your tits." It was first said in Chris Lilley's "Summer Heights High," when Ja'mie King tells Bec (the asian tryhard) to reduce her tits.

Ja'mie King: "I heard Qantas is having good deals on one-way tickets to China."
Bec: "I'm not even Chinese, I'm from Singapore."
Ja'mie King: "Reduce your tits, stop acting dumb, fix your acne, and don't be asian. Seriously."

by vidlenz April 08, 2014