Poo is a very interesting substance that comes out of your butt.
There are many types of poos, such as
The Original:
Basically normal poos
The Really Diarrhoea-y one:
Wet poos that come out of your ass when you have a stomachache and take fucking hours to wipe
The Machine Gun:
Pellets of poos that come out of your butt when you don’t drink water. They are a good weapon if you want to defend yourself.
The Creamy Corn:
Basically poo with corn in it.
The What the Fuck:
Basically every poo that isn’t brown.
Here’s what you might say if you encountered them in you bathroom
The Original One:
‘BORING!’
The Really Diarrhoea-y One:
‘Gross, man! What did I eat?’
The Machine Gun
‘Pew-pew!’
The Creamy Corn
‘Ew…’
The What the Fuck
‘WHAT THE FUCK?’
There are many types of poos, such as
The Original:
Basically normal poos
The Really Diarrhoea-y one:
Wet poos that come out of your ass when you have a stomachache and take fucking hours to wipe
The Machine Gun:
Pellets of poos that come out of your butt when you don’t drink water. They are a good weapon if you want to defend yourself.
The Creamy Corn:
Basically poo with corn in it.
The What the Fuck:
Basically every poo that isn’t brown.
Here’s what you might say if you encountered them in you bathroom
The Original One:
‘BORING!’
The Really Diarrhoea-y One:
‘Gross, man! What did I eat?’
The Machine Gun
‘Pew-pew!’
The Creamy Corn
‘Ew…’
The What the Fuck
‘WHAT THE FUCK?’
by The Really Nice Glassy December 21, 2021
Get the Poomug. When you hear something and you know somethings not right - something "fishy" Instead, you say I'm smelling poo
I hear that Bradford claimed on a birth certificate that a boy was his, but the kid looks nothing like him and blood type is different. I'm smelling poo. I think his wife Shirley put him up to signing a fraudulent birth certificate to hide the real fathers identity out of spite for the true father
by poida August 12, 2021
Get the I'm smelling poomug. by Telescope March 26, 2023
Get the gummy poo tailmug. by sf;jknsdjk April 16, 2022
Get the poomug. A guy is balls deep on a girl and they for a pyramid with their asses in the air. The then start pooing to make a poo mountain
Me and the girl from the bar last night got super kinky and started making a poo mountain. I'm gonna have to get new sheet.
by Galethedirty May 31, 2020
Get the Poo mountainmug. by Ginger Snapped July 21, 2017
Get the De Ja Poomug. 