A vocal group of masculine-identifying individuals who are apparently moist, presumably due to either a) bladder control issues, or b) significant sexual arousal in those lacking a penis. Most easily identified by their use of hashtags that lack the use of capitalisation to distinguish individual words, and their demands that their tiny, nonrepresentative group be allowed to trample the rights of others.
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Get the Louisiana wet wipe mug.A simile to "wet willy" - A wet Calvin is when a loving, caring, tender woman pours alcohol in one's year to establish final commitment and the next phase of their relationship. This is usually done after the loving, caring, tender woman opens her heart up and the "Calvin" didn't hear so this is how you clean the ears of soul connection and open the brick wall barricaded heart so he can love again.
"I told him the reason why I didn't want his potential children down my esophagus right away was because I wanted to be sure that what I was feeling wasn't based on sexual intimacy... but then when I told him, he just fell asleep and didn't hear me so i gave him a wet Calvin"
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