J Gertz

Used to describe something tragically lame, painfully unlucky, or just down astronomically bad. Originates from our beloved yet perpetually crippled and celibate friend J Gertz, who bravely tanked two years of life like a background NPC with no side quests.

nigga i cant believe that, thats J Gertz as fuck.

by GuacTheTopShotta July 10, 2025

Charlie J Lindup

Simply an amazing guy loved by all, expect his mates.

EWWW its that fat guy!!!!! (Charlie J Lindup)

by Jake Pual June 16, 2022

j-marc'd

ˈjā-märkt (adj)

The act of being hidden (note: not deleted or removed) or being identified ("marked") as a nuisance for random and meaningless Facebook posts that do not always solicit a response from their friend or fan base.

Those hidden or "marked" usually have a feeling that "bad publicity is good publicity" but lack the understanding while they might still be loved, that their Facebook presence is "out of sight, out of mind”.

What you haven't j-marc'd them yet? It was hard to do cuz i love um but I found it super relieving.

by seabearpbear December 28, 2010

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by These are NOT POODLES December 26, 2021

baseline J

A type of basketball shot.
A jumpshot driving towards the baseline

did you just see that baseline J Kobe just hit?

by VIARPE May 23, 2018

J Fucked

Getting fucked in the ass with gravy instead of lube.

Gator, get the gravy! He’s gettin J Fucked!

by Thankyou720 December 29, 2020

kandi j

the hottest mofo out here fattest ass you’ve ever seen so real so awesome lord master of the universe besties with layten lindy and vieon WE OUTSIDE ‼️✈️

man i miss that hot girl kandi j

by kandi j February 7, 2025