reverse meat grinder

So you know the meat grinder? That's when the guy lays on his back, the girl rides him cowgirl style, and then spins around on his dick.

In the reverse meat grinder, the girl lies on her back, the guy goes on top, and HE spins around to maximize pleasure. Only the most elite can perform this - spin slowly at first, then speed it up when you get more confident.

Why the fuck are all these bitches dating Leroy? That guy's a total burnout!
He's the only one in the tri-state area who can pull off the reverse meat grinder, man. Everyone wants a piece of that shit.

by PoopLord1 December 3, 2017

Meat Beat Mania

When you're gonna masturbate but you don't want it to sound disgusting or weird.

Bob: Hey, Johnny Where are you going?
Johnny: Oh i'm just gonna go play Meat Beat Mania
Bob: What's that?
Johnny: ;)

by BillyBobberina March 10, 2018

Sleep off the meat

Sleeping after sex

When a woman has just had sex with a man and says "I think I need to sleep off the meat "

by Fierox March 11, 2017

dollar store meat

Dollar store meat means a cheap male penis that is sold for 99 cents at the dollar store

Kaley: hey anthony, i just bought this dollar store meat... yumm

by anon6969420quickscopeXx July 7, 2016

German Meat Fiesta

When you take a nap on a mattress soaked in cum, shit, and piss after having an orgy with 3-8 german men

It's good to have a German meat fiesta

by Poop Inspector December 2, 2019

Meat Beat Boogie

The dance your pardner does when they step into the cowboy boots you jacked off into the other night.

What the fuck is wrong with you; why would you come up with something like the "Meat Beat Boogie."

by Jayckinoff April 26, 2020

Michigan Meat Pie

A sexual act similar to the cream pie, the Michigan Meat Pie differs by the final part of the act, where the woman farts out the semen over a high quality steak.

Did Todd tell you about last night? Rebecca did the Michigan Meat Pie on his steaks. We were supposed to eat those tonight!

by CDRTickledick May 20, 2020