Long John Silver

Another word for a man's penis. Commonly used as a replacement word on radio stations to avoid using derogatory language.

"he used his Long John Silver to write his name in the snow."

by Andyisbored May 20, 2022

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i swanda john

another way of saying “i swear to god”

I swanda john if you don’t get me an iced coffee i will block you on facebook.

by Pineslap January 22, 2020

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reverse john wick

When a dog kills a human, so a human starts murdering all the dogs associated with it. So like John Wick in Reverse.

Theres this fucking retarded dog going around shooting other dogs.

Oh so its a reverse john wick then right?

by 1962 August 25, 2018

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John Andrew Constantino

He's one of the leaders of the bulbol cartel(lead by alias lotenzo, and alias lewis). He is known for being the mastermind of their smuggle of sperm across the world.

Putangina John Andrew Constantino. Ang pogi mo

by Heizenberk March 16, 2022

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John Wade Kearney

Some one with the smallest dick in the world.Some one who had such a micropenis they put the name to shame.

"Yo have you seen john wade kearney dick!?!?!"

"Yea dude its smaller than trumps."

by Bigbittylittytitty June 26, 2020

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A bad ass bitch. Tends to use the acronyms "lmao" & "lol" alot. Likes to use ":)" & ":(" rather than emojis to express himself through messages. Don't question his loyalty. Lastly, he's such a kind-hearted young man willing to drop everything for a friend. He abides by the motto "Friends over family"

Jason-John Tapa loves all.

by asonjayz July 9, 2019

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