What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush?

Either he engaged in DIRECT DIALOGUE with the CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE... OR... HE DID NOT DO THAT. Maybe he had and appiphony and he considered THAT God. Maybe the bush had psychedelic properties and he got high and THOUGHT he spoke to the creator of the universe.

Hym "So, What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush? Probably nothing. Burning bushes don't speak. The revelation he came up woth was in no way profound... Because they had JUST LEFT A CIVILIZATION... Where the laws were likely identical to the 10 commandments. And a better question than that would be 'If I went back in time and stood next to Moses... WOULD I SEE AND HEAR GOD WITH HIM?' Do you think... That a guy... SPOKE TO FUCKING GOD, JORDAN? And that God... SPOKE BACK TO THAT GUY IN DIRECT DIALOGUE? Is that a thing that YOU FUCKING THINK ACTIVELY AND ACTUALLY, JORDAN? Jesus fucking christ, it's like trying to get a special needs kid to admit to swallowing a lego! Did you eat that? DID YOU EAT THE LEGO?"

Jordan Peterson "NUHNGNUHNGNUHNG! DERRRR!"

Hym "That isn't a response to the words I said Jordan! Did you eat the fucking- Spit it out! Spit out the Lego Jordan!"

by Hym Iam May 27, 2024

Bush Hog

bush hog
Not just any softball lesbian, but a really fat and ugly one.

Man, that fat chick is such a Bush hog! She wants to fuck everyone on the softball team, including the coaches!

by Wildthing69 November 30, 2021

bush tits

Hairy titties

That old man over there has “bush tits”

by Moodndashade December 2, 2021

Tidy bush

When a bunch of men join together and platt each others pubic hairs together. After all are twisted together all men will run away from the circle ripping each others pubic hair off

Guy 1: “you coming tonight for the tidy bush?”

Guy2: “how could I miss it it’s the best time of the year”

by Eric Hornes wife February 7, 2024

Bush

a Bush is a shrub or cluster of shrubs usually stemming from the ground. Stems with usual length.

woah its a bush.
wow.
wow.

by FireCatTho February 17, 2024

Bush Splat

When you splat off a building because you blacked out and munched a bush. And you did it 2 more times and don’t remember that either

Holy fuck, I blacked out so bad last night. I need bush splat.

by bushsplat February 23, 2024

Bush babe

A women who is very attractive in remote, rural and wilderness locations but not so attractive in Suburban and urban areas.

"That bush babe is a 10 in mining camp but a 4 in town."

by anonymous March 4, 2024