"Poking The Bear", in a non-traditional sense, refers to when a man uses his erect genitalia to poke his significant other whilst they're resting, and once they're awake and ready to play, the perpetrator simply goes to rest.
Chad: Yeah I was poking the bear last night, and she got pissed!
Adonis: Well, when you poke the bear to mess around and then you don't finish the job, the bear might just throw a fit.
Adonis: Well, when you poke the bear to mess around and then you don't finish the job, the bear might just throw a fit.
by ZaneCoon#1Fan December 30, 2023
Get the Poking The Bearmug. by Heyo say heheheho January 23, 2017
Get the Ted Bearmug. The name of the cutest, fluffiest, most loving dog that will tear your head off if she needs too. She will defend her owner and also at all costs and is just the best dog anyone could ask for.
by italianbigoofboiyeet September 29, 2018
Get the Bearmug. When two hairy gay man fuck in the butt and leave a poop coating on the others dick, the top knocks out the bottoms teeth and makes him clean off his dick with his gums
by TheLoveTaco January 27, 2022
Get the Chocolate gummy bearmug. They smell but they claim not to even though they catch fish with their bear paws. They are addicted to ice cream and need caffeine but wont have coffee. Sometimes Justin Bieber. Gate keeps mac and cheese.
Ella: Wow, do you smell that?
A fellow rabbit: Yeah, its that smelly Bear. Lets talk about this in the groupchat.
A fellow rabbit: Yeah, its that smelly Bear. Lets talk about this in the groupchat.
by buuuuuuun January 5, 2022
Get the Smelly bearmug. An asian teddy bear is a young asian kid usually below the age of 12 who is decent at chess and makes you want to kill yourself when you find out you're playing one. They always play incredibly fast and end up in losing positions but never resign. Basically you want to reach over the board and punch them multiple times.
by FU3GO January 4, 2024
Get the Asian Teddy Bearmug. Somebody who thrives in the summer but also does fuck with the winter and is at his weakest point in the winter
“Damn where Ryan been at? He was wild in the summer he hasn’t shown up to school in a min.” “He’s a summer bear bro, probably hibernating rn, chill”
by Tediousten January 26, 2023
Get the Summer bearmug.