PNG BABY

The evil twin of JPEG BABY. Nobody like PNG BABY.

Oh god it’s PNG BABY
Today’s been pretty PNG BABY
I ABANDONED PNG BABY

by TherealJPEGBaby December 24, 2019

Alchy Baby

Someone who is very inexperienced in drinking beverages containing alcohol.

"Audrey have you ever drank alcohol?"
"Noooooo, I haven't..."
"Ooohhhh so you're a little alchy baby aren't ya?"

by Connaa May 2, 2019

bestest babie

park jimin of course

“who is the bestest babie?” the only correct answer is park jimin bc he is the leader of the babie community !!!

by jiminluvb0t June 20, 2019

stork the baby

When you wrap a baby up in a blanket and carry the blanket like a stork would in those cartoons.

Don’t wake him up. Just stork the baby and bring him to his crib.

by shifty hobo April 2, 2019

Baby Sandwich

love affection

When I hugged my cousin and her newborn son we made a baby sandwich.

by ChrisKrinkle April 3, 2019

Mud Baby

Anal stimulation often causes one to have to defecate. For a Mud Baby to be conceived and born (the gestation period can be anywhere from 30 seconds, to several hours) a load of sperm does not technically have to be deposited in the anus, but if you are one to be concerned with the aesthetics regarding the finer things in life, a healthy load of jizz is widely recommended. A bowel movement should then follow, after which one can be proud of the fact that they just gave birth to a healthy Mud Baby! Mud Babies are born gender neutral, so when picking a name, it is wise to go with names such as “Ashton”, “Riley”, “Chanler”, or ,
depending on the color of your
particular Mud Baby, “Indigo”. The lifespan of Mud Babies can vary, but it is unwise to let them live longer than 5 minutes, after which a proper water burial should ensue. Mud Baby abortion’s are ill-advised although in rare cases, they are sometimes necessary.

After I blew my wad in her butt, she had to take a dump so bad, bud! She totally went in my bathroom and gave birth to a Mud Baby!

by EzMoneyPblms April 6, 2019

October Baby

A child that is born in the month of October.

Sally said she is an October baby, and so am I!

by uglystartswithu April 15, 2019