Anal CV

A curriculum vitae listing a jobseekers sexual credentials, written in an erotic, yet professional tone to show sincerity when seeking sex based work.

I’ve applied for a job in one of Amsterdam’s most prestigious boudoirs by submitting my Anal CV, which will surely put me head and shoulders above the other applicants!

by blocknine July 12, 2023

anal probe

having aliens put a hoopa joop in your ass, which makes a satellite come out of your ass, being under alien control, and fart fire.

Cartman Gets an Anal Probe

by udella July 12, 2023

Anal glazing

When you pull your penis out of a tight vagina, spread her ass cheeks apart and cum on her butthole leaving her glazed like a doughnut.

I pulled out of Crissy and eased her cheeks apart and unloaded my jizz all over her butthole I was astounded by what I seen. Like Krispy Crème my anal glazing dream.

by Nicholas Uriah Gordon August 5, 2023

True Anal

True Anal is a genre or sub genre of porn online and the acts involve anal to oral sex, the man has anal sex, and the woman sucks for penis and repeat. In some cases a man has anal sex with a woman and puts it in a mouth of another woman, sometimes it can be anal and oral sex with any amount of men and women

Pervert: True Anal is special
Watches a video
Woman 1: I want sex
Man: Ok then
Inserts penis in her anus
Woman moans
Man pulls out
Woman 1 sucks penis
Watches new video
Woman 1: I want sex
Man: Ok then
Inserts penis in her anus
Woman moans
Man pulls out
Woman 2 sucks penis

by GrayStation25 August 12, 2023

Analism

Analism is a religion about anal sex

Anyone: Let’s have anal sex, it’s part of our religion, it’s Analism
Christians: That’s wrong

by GrayStation25 August 12, 2023

Anal Sniping

When a female is giving you head and she sides her tongue down your shaft and past your balls soaking your butthole with juicy pleasure then out of no where bam! She shoves her finger in your ass.

She was sucking my cock so hard then slipped her beautiful tongue down my balls until she found my asshole licking the rim then like a Taliban sniper she turns into the hulk and slams her trigger finger in my glory hole leaving me in complete shock she tricked me with her anal sniping by sucking my cock.

by Nicholas Uriah Gordon August 12, 2023

Pussy anal

When your dick goes into the pussy and the anal at once

Jonre likes to do pussy anal to aleah at 11pm on a friday

by jonre x aleah August 15, 2023