by Masterof_fire12 March 17, 2017

When a 6’7 samoan girl is pegging you for at least 10 hours and then when she pulls out, a a combination full of shit and blood comes pouring out of your ass.
by landon haas May 21, 2024

by Nick Newark June 13, 2018

A teacher erases his chalkboard, however the chalk barely comes off the board. He holds up the eraser, "What is this? A California Fire Hydrant??"
by OccupiedGarrett January 14, 2025

when a worker is nudged out by a manager who can’t fire you but is making your job increasingly unpleasant and unrewarding, or slowly cutting your hours more and more
“Hey man, the boss cut me down to 2 shifts this month. He just cut me back to 3 shifts last month, and is constantly riding me while i’m at work. I’m getting quietly fired!”
by Warsaw Knuckles September 27, 2022

To have explosive diarrhea that is so intense that the sheer force of the shit emerging from your ass causes severe abrasions to the back of your scrotum
“Yeah Gary’s not gonna be out of there for a while, he had balls of fire and is currently hollering in great and obvious pain”.
by Dr Distress August 6, 2021

I was chilling in the hood, until someone hopped out a black truck firing at me, I then ended up firing back.
by SDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDJ3K May 8, 2024
