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Trump is what the cheeto factory named one of they're worst creations. This creation, "trump" was created because somebody mixed retardation, hitler, and a cheeto on accident.
Oh god... oh dear god!!! I have created a trump
by Pepeismylordandsavior March 20, 2017
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Trump Change

A quantity of money only Trump can be able to loan; a mockery to his "small loan of a million dollars."
"I would go to England, but that will cost me a couple thousand dollars just for the plane."
"A thousand dollars? Man, that's trump change."
by Xgin June 3, 2016
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one pump Trump

An incumbent president who suffers from counting premature elections.

Or

A former president who was voted out after only 1 term.
This 2020 election is something else, look at this one pump Trump actively calling out to stop vote counting.
by Axiom2020 November 6, 2020
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trump

a guy with these qualities
-orange micro penis
-large tupee to cover his bald head
-overly egotistical duche bag
-blockes off everything with a wall
-needs to find a new spray tan salon
-and a new barber or should i say a new rupee dealer
-not a good business woman (yes woman)
-his hair is like cotton candy, only if cotton candy were made of piss
-his IQ is just like his penis (2)/inches
-renaming the department of education "trump university"
-trump is trying to get rid of all illegal immigrants but there has been on living on his head to the past 2 decades
-always with the last choice of wife to always be with because all of the others support Hillary

and of course you have to always have an affair with your daughter
man you are really being a dick

yeah you are really acting like trump

hey i don't want this guy working on my lawn

why sir
because he is mexican
who do you think you are trump
by silly-killy March 25, 2017
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Donald John Trump

A president who made cars more expensive by remaking NAFTA in a bad way while doing useless stuff his supporters and him like. He made Hispanics scared.
Donald John Trump is a bad, bad leader.
by Qorptocx December 23, 2018
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Trump Card

In the poker game of American politics, this is the one card whose point value is higher than the cards liberals have played for the past fifty years, whenever they are confronted with a superior argument.
At the end of the second presidential debate, Hillary played the Liberal version of a Royal Flush: the Race, Gender, Homophobia, Xenophobia, and Global Warming Cards. What she didn't count on was the power of the Trump Card.
by Hazelwudi February 11, 2017
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Trump

When someone does or says something completely absurdly asinine or stupid.
If your friend drives while Black, without insurance. Then you say...you so stupid that's Trump!
by Vicious Vixen February 14, 2017
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