dick box

A term to describe a female sexual partner.

"Meet my new dick box..."

by Sionide December 23, 2006

ash dick

The penis of a chain smoker. Frequent smoking spurs the transformation of the penis from a robust, healthy, beautiful aspect of the anatomy to a grey, pock-marked, tiny, and feeble object. The most severe cases of ash dick result in a nearly complete disintegration of the penis during intercourse.

Kelly: Wtf is that grey dust all over your crotch?
Angie: Um...well...I slept at Steve's last night...if you know what I mean
Kelly: Steve? The guy who smokes 10 packs a day?
Angie: I swear he is super dope! He just kinda has an ash dick...

by SleezyC1234 May 4, 2009

Dick rider

Marquis

Your a dick rider

by Nickfires123 October 4, 2018

Suck a dick

When your girl is being a pain in the ass you should tell her to do this. This is also a way for a girl to get something she wants. This method of swaying a mans judgement is almost 100% fool proof. The term may also be used to tell someone "No" instead of the always popular "Fuck you".

Girl 1: I asked scott to take me on a vacation and he said no.

Girl 2: Did you suck a dick?

Girl 1 :No,I'll give it a try though.

girl 2: You'll be goin on vacation,trust me.

example 2

guy 1 : Yo buddy, you think you can help me lift this heavy thing?

guy 2 : suck a dick, asshole!

by TV CAR March 6, 2010

puppy dick

A slang word for a guy with a small penis

sandy said alex had a puppy dick and laughed in his face

by ed dirty walls January 2, 2009

Baby Dick

Somebody that has a penis equivalent to a baby or smaller that doesnt know how to work that!

Levi a baby dick and should be prosecuted for walking around trying to slang it.

by guess who! September 14, 2003

Dick Spit

1. When your weiner throws up.

2. Kinda like camel spit, but out your dick.

"Sip sip on my dick spit."

"Dude I totally shot my dick spit like 4 feet."

by PA Gangster April 26, 2006