off the planet

When a guy or girl suddenly stops calling or textting for no apparent reason.

Wow, Matt has not called or texted me in the past 2 days and he's not returing any of my calls or texts either..... I guess he fell off the planet!

by Katness_17 March 4, 2014

jump off

a person who lacks respect for there body does anything a prostitute would do plus more

Jennifer lopez

by woldnt u love to know October 5, 2003

Jack off

A fan of "Jack Johnson"

Often seen wearing birks or sandals while chillin' in the quad with his backward-baseball-cap-wearing "BROS"

that jack off sure is chill

by genldick April 7, 2008

pissed off

To clean an object using urine, and a high pressured penis

They were so full of shit, they had to be pissed off.

by Anglothang December 27, 2009

Jilling off

Denver your an idiot.

When denver is really stupid...Jilling off

by Bob freeman mclosky October 19, 2008

pull it off

To masturbate and then ejaculate

The female audience at a CFNM party expects the male stripper to pull it off which the guy does by whacking off, jerking off, or jacking off completely naked, usually with no shirt and his pants at half-mast.

by TossBoy March 17, 2009

play it off

What stpid people do when they do something stupid when people are around

Man, Mason tried to play it off yesterday after Stephanie said he had a small penis and smelled of cheese.

by ADM September 20, 2003