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German Meat Fiesta

When you take a nap on a mattress soaked in cum, shit, and piss after having an orgy with 3-8 german men
by Poop Inspector December 2, 2019
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Roman meat tray

Roman meat tray is the act of oral upon a freshly dead female. You can usually get away with it by claiming you are performing mouth to mouth but had the wrong lips.
Frank accidentally killed his girlfriend last week, walked in on him enjoying a roman meat tray
by Thorzzz May 2, 2018
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Montreal Meat Smoker

Anal sex without a condom or lubricant as hard and fast as possible for extended periods of time, such that the friction causes the meat to smoke.
She let me fuck her ass in the parking lot so I raw dogged it without lube and it turned into a Montreal Meat Smoker
by EJamesOz September 2, 2021
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beat your meat

Go beat your meat!
by jjjjjccccwww January 30, 2023
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Meat Beat Boogie

The dance your pardner does when they step into the cowboy boots you jacked off into the other night.
What the fuck is wrong with you; why would you come up with something like the "Meat Beat Boogie."
by Jayckinoff April 26, 2020
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Hawaiian meat pie

An advanced sexual act were the male cuts a hole and inserts his penis into the side of a pie, the male will then proceed to offer the pie to his partner casually and proceed to to push there head into the pie
Bro, I gave Jessica a Hawaiian meat pie last night
by WockySlushStainedPants January 22, 2021
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Hammered horse meat

Working big box retail such as walmart, target or kroger etc. This is a term to describe how awful a supervisors department looks when not maintained welll, or has been shopped very hard and not recovered. Usually the store manager is trying to make the assistant manager feel shame about their area so they will react quickly and get things straightened up.
Your sporting goods department looks like "hammered horse meat". What happened last night did you even have anybody scheduled to work?
by Into the night September 25, 2023
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