Walnutport Diamond Fire Co.

A group of schizofrenic pedophile fire fighters who wrap the town up in small community activities until the citizens come in different numbers where small groups are studied and then cornered for the firefighters to molest and terrorise. For every new child corrupted a new childs toy or clothing item from a baby is left out in the street for passerbys on the road to w t f at and feel uncomfortable. Over the years there have been nickeloidean toys, car bears, childrens clothing placed strategically on the road in a very delicate fashion. There are gory rumors that the judges even play along in this fantasy turned reality of disturbing whole peaceful communities and going to further disturb the towns people.

Walnutport Diamond Fire Co. has not had any arrests on their molesters unlike the several up in the next town with similar mailing address zip.

Walnutport Diamond Fire Co. has a bunch of goofy looking guys. I wonder why childrens clothing and dead animal body parts are thrown all over the street again.

by Ok ew October 31, 2025

Fire man

What little Johnny wants to be when he grows up

Teacher: ok class I’m going go around to ask everyone what they want to be when they grow up. Now who wants to go first!

Little Johnny: *jumping out of his chair* oh me miss teacher!

Teacher: Ok go ahead Johnny!

Johnny: Guess! *whispers to his friends “she’ll never guess!”*

Teacher: hmm Johnny I’m not sure

Johnny: fire man! I wanna be a fire man ! *proceeds to climb on desk and start peeing, like a fire Mans hose*

by Crisss49 September 1, 2020

Fight Club fired

The extreme version of quiet quitting. Instead of doing the bare minimum to keep your job, you are actively trying to be fired by displaying psychotic behavior.

Bob brought in 50 cans of baked beans and stacked them in a pyramid on his desk then started praying to them in tongues. I think he's trying to get Fight Club fired.

by Hogan Torah September 12, 2022

Enough smoke for a fire

Enough evidence to come to a conclusion. If you see a lot of smoke, then there’s probably a fire.

“Is Walmart out of toilet paper? The isles are empty.”

“Well, there’s enough smoke for a fire.”

by Iced Liberal March 22, 2020

Hang fire

To hold off on an action or delay it for an undetermined amount of time.

"I'm about to update the approval process shortly. so maybe hang fire with the approval for it"

by SavageC0 March 4, 2024

Fire grilled chicken

A fire engine

The fire grilled chicken was red.

by Your Polish Bestie October 2, 2023

Slite Fire

A word used to describe something that is at its peak of epic-ness. Not only is it fire… it’s Slite Fire. The best thing to ever happen to a human being would be a perfect situation to use Slite Fire. A word found in the vocabulary of local stoner, kayaker, skater youth has been deemed the perfect way to exclaim how truly wonderful something is.

-Dudeee… did you see that guy huck the double backflip from that 80 foot cliff
-That was Slite Fire bro

by Bobbymcgaphry June 30, 2023