hoop-duty

A substantial piece of equipment capable of heavy duty work.

That meat grinder - it had a 3.5 hp engine! It's a hoop-duty meat grinder!

by southerngirl1974 April 8, 2011

armless dutchman

The art of watching someone give or receive a dutch rudder, usually due to your lack of having arms; like Kareem Abdul Jabbar.

Man Chuck Norris ripped off my arms because I asked him for a Dutch Rudder now I have to enjoy armless dutchman.

by KennBo September 10, 2011

Spanish Dutchman

A mix of Spanish Masting and Dutch Rudder, a lady puts her fingers inside and the man moves her arm to finger herself, while the woman moves the mans hand to mastrubate himself.

That Spanish Dutchman was fantastic

by Boastyboy September 15, 2011

Flying Dutchman

When the blankets are pulled over the head of your partner after having sex or performing/having cunnilingus performed on them under said blankets so that they are trapped with the smell of vagina and/or sex.

"Dude Nancy wouldn't put out after I gave her a mustache ride so I gave her a flying dutchman."

by FrankyMcCool October 24, 2011

The Dutch Paul Newman

Defecating on the covers and rubbing it in your partners face.

I one upped her Dutch Oven by giving her The Dutch Paul Newman. Afterwords she broke up with me and I had to buy a new bed.

by Paco1568 October 30, 2011

double dutch

the act of masturbating and finishing 2 times in rapid succession of the other.

Brad--"Did you go to that party last night man?"
Jack--"Nah. I just re-subscribed to Brazzers. I double dutched. My dick nearly fell off"

by Haywood Jewblome September 7, 2013

dirty dutch drop

The act of hanging someone by their feet and then proceeding to sit on their chin and release anal seepage down their face.

"Would you rather get dirty Dutch dropped or have a Cleveland steamer done to you?"

by Kangar17 February 14, 2014