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Old Anal

When two gay old people have wrinkly sexy ancient delicious anal sex
Luke) I haven’t tried tinder, you sure your Bob) Yes, I am a male 87 year old, just look at these wrinkles. My penis is also very wrinkly and my butthole I very worn out.
Luke) Well, let’s have gay sex.
Bob) Let’s have old anal!
Kylie) Three way old anal?
Luke) Why not!
by TheManFucker2269 June 11, 2019
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How old am I?

Are you for real that stupid that you dont know how old you are
"How old am I?"

Why the hell are you asking me? I DONT KNOW YOU
by TheDiamondLegend(alt 1) September 19, 2022
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Old softie

Also spelled "old softy".

Although it's listed in dictionaries as describing a weakling, an emotional fool, a pushover or similar, it is most often used in a sense to pay a compliment to a person who is not that but who, despite having a gruff or hard exterior, has a sympathetic and kind-hearted spirit, a warm way of interacting with fellow humans, especially those who are experiencing difficulties of some kind.
The actor Danny Trejo always seems to take roles of tough evil villains who take no prisoners, but in real life he's a big old softie. and a really great family man.

Nobody ever accused Margaret Thatcher of being an old softie; she was a virago who wanted to be superior to everybody.
by Piss Miggy October 29, 2023
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old people dust

Dry, flaky skin left over from older individuals, often found on stretchers or in retirement homes and hospitals.
Oh boy, you can start smelling the old people dust when you land in Florida.

What's that on the stretcher? Oh, that's just old people dust.
by rwellz April 26, 2024
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New Age Old School

Timeless pieces, retro, in between old school and new age... Like theivery corporation
by Retrostyle November 24, 2020
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Old Kenny

When a man realises the error of his ways and changes his entire life of the basis of one night.
Oh did you see what happened in Vilnius. Old Kenny has gone bruv. New Kenny has taken over after what happened with that lass.
by Bubzinho November 8, 2013
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