Gutless dog

A bloke named Jian Milburn who eats all your bread and skinny cow ice cream sandwiches has a French bulldog that farts and dedicates at the bottom of the stairs every morning

"Jian is a gutless dog"

"Who's that? That's Jian he is a gutless dog!"

"Want a skinny cow? Yeah sure! Oh wait they're all gone? Fucking Jian, the gutless dog!"

"How about some toast with your eggs? Oh wait can't... Jian's eaten it all... Gutless dog"

by Gregory_Huganus July 20, 2016

Dog Sack

That sad little saggy bag of skin your dog is left with after having his testicles removed.

"You're dogs are well weird they eat their own shit"
"Yeah well you stroke your balls dog sack"

by will98 August 16, 2023

grassy dog

Someone who runs off into the bushes to hide when they are either confronted or offended, before running home to tell mummy about the bad time.

So I called this guy a cunt at work, and he just runs off into the bushes to hide! Next thing you know we're having a meeting about harassment...fucking Grassy Dog!!

by rustyhook7 June 10, 2019

Dog surfing

Sliding your feet on the floor on your way to the bathroom in the middle of the night so you don't step on the dog who is sleeping somewhere in the room.

I heard you dog surfing at 2:00 AM on your way to the bathroom.

by Vf500f December 13, 2019

Saucin the dogs

When you put tire dressing on your custom car .

Yo man ! I'm saucin the dogs on my hoopde car . Then we go cruzing..

by anonymous September 25, 2022

Front Dogging

Playing a cricket shot on the front foot, usually seen as disrespectful to the bowler as if the batsman were saying, "this ball is so shit it's no danger to me and I can just smash it down the ground, that's what I think of you fucking scum"

Monbulk CC took turns front dogging a tepid Seville bowling attack

by knln October 30, 2020

Nate Dog

Nate Dogs are a European hunting breed used for tracking.

Nate Dogs are referred to as pussy hounds. They track their prey, then take them down raw dog style. They are loyal to the pack and will take down big prey for the team.

by Insane Jesus April 24, 2019