Definitions by Vf500f

Dog surfing 

Sliding your feet on the floor on your way to the bathroom in the middle of the night so you don't step on the dog who is sleeping somewhere in the room.

I heard you dog surfing at 2:00 AM on your way to the bathroom.

Dog surfing by Vf500f December 13, 2019

jump sharp 

Dress up quickly. Get ready for a night out in a hurry.

Man, you jump sharp in a hurry.

jump sharp by Vf500f November 21, 2018