Vf500f's definitions

jump sharp

Dress up quickly. Get ready for a night out in a hurry.

Man, you jump sharp in a hurry.

by Vf500f November 21, 2018

Dog surfing

Sliding your feet on the floor on your way to the bathroom in the middle of the night so you don't step on the dog who is sleeping somewhere in the room.

I heard you dog surfing at 2:00 AM on your way to the bathroom.

by Vf500f December 13, 2019