Polish Meat Log

It basically means a massive penis and was thought up the genius Charlie Flo himself

"Wow look at that Polish Meat Log!"
"Word around the office is you have a Polish Meat Log!"

by Chaseroonee July 15, 2015

all tweet no meat

adj. Describes a person on twitter who is often insincere, often either by outright lying to or misleading other people on twitter...
They can do especially this by expressing more bravado via tweet than they actually have.

{Analysis of Word}
It stems from the phrase "all talk no walk", except that meat refers largely to something of substance in general, as well as, (more specifically) the dick...
Funnily enough, because "A man's substance is largely his dick" (NA), a greater solidity of meaning is given to this double-entendre, (meat).

I thought Tyler was an "all tweet no meat" kind'a guy, but he actually wasn't being as deceitful as I thought he was...
unless he's so deceiving that he tricked me into believing this very thing.

by Not ARealGuy April 16, 2014

Bosnian meat skittle

The act of using the Wuxi Finger hold on the clitoris, which causes almost instant orgasm and a partner for life.

Fair warning: if using this move , be equipped with A) scuba diving gear or B) a poncho

Eli: "how did the night go"
Jake: "I used the ole' Bosnian Meat Skittle"
Zach: "damn you wild lmao"

by yamothasonion February 10, 2019

beat the meat itis

Condition diagnosis by obsessively beating the living life out ur meat till no cum is possible to make left shameless & confused long run.

“Doctor sandals i haven’t been feeling too well “ welp let me tell u u have came down on beat the meat itis

by Ovojackfrost March 6, 2022

Huck Yo Meat

Vigorously stroking or excessively beating up your crotchial area.

Dude are you bouta go home and huck yo meat after seeing dannika?

by big boi nigel June 18, 2019

Spicing your meat

When you or your significant other use sriracha or another hot sauce as lubricant before performing oral sex

Jim: You look happy Jerry, had a good night yesterday? were you Spicing your meat?
Jerry: Yeah man I got my meat spiced so hard by Missus.
Jim: I remember the first time Missus spiced my meat, Boy oh boy was it an experience.

by Meat Lover 69 August 28, 2019

Neapolitan Meat Grinder

The act of impregnating a female, while your testicles are dangling in a running meat grinder and you’re both eating Neapolitan flavored ice cream.

Hey babe! Wanna try the Neapolitan Meat Grinder tonight?

by Lizzy Borden yo! May 10, 2023