by Arminkshipper August 5, 2024
Get the Oldmug. bryan is the name of an individual whom can not read :( when confronted about that issue, he quickly responds with "keep my name out your tax bracket", "you look like a cheese ball", or "kys hoe". we frequently pray for his recovery from whatever he is suffering from.
by biggie annihilator October 17, 2022
Get the bryan (discord 12 year old)mug. by Im_A_Kool_Kid777 June 25, 2022
Get the Old People Thingmug. by Petter the griffin October 11, 2018
Get the old hamstringmug. Old man Jankins is 93 and will forever be 93, he goes to bus stops to watch children, and has a girlfriend who is 18. Old man jankins Is the ultimate pimp
by BetterThanBacon June 18, 2020
Get the Old man jankinsmug. A slang term that refers to the increase of death rate with each passing year past the age of 20, which happens after someone has previously had all-time low death rate throughout childhood and adolescence
Ever since I hit 21, I feel like I'm in the 'old age' zone—every birthday feels like a countdown now!
by Emotional Cruiser October 10, 2025
Get the old agemug. This school is honestly autism in a nutshell. You have the boarders noncing on the younger girls because they have social anxiety talking to girls their age. Most of teachers look like nonces, mr Eastwood is probably dead, miss Wakefield was in a rather questionable video published online, mr macken cries when he can't control a class. The year 7s give me brain damage and make me want to catapult them to Narnia. I have to eat my lunches with a knife with no fork. Dodgy dealings happen in folean centre and the stone blocks toilets. You have people wanking onto each others pillows and the toilet lids and shit smeared all over the floor. People who go other schools call it "poshy oshy" meanwhile if they went here for a day they would consider therapy. Most of the day boys aren't even meant to be in this shithole and wish they could move somewhere else. If you are picking this school for one of your options, please consider not communicating with anyone that looks like a melt. if you like this school please reconsider your actions you fuckin neek. we get people inside the school so that we earn money from the government, they usually last a week or get knocked out by being too cocky. xoxo
Yours faithfully,
shush
Yours faithfully,
shush
year 6 - "I want to go to old Swinford hospital school, I am going to consider shooting myself in 5 years time!"
by Bishrul Matisha February 25, 2024
Get the Old Swinford Hospital schoolmug.