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Law 69

Law 69 states that if a woman is to pants a man, she must then give him a blowjob.
Yeah man, she totally thought she could pants me, but thanks to Law 69 she had to blow me after!
by DustierPond3 April 23, 2021
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Bush’s Law

Noun.
Bush’s law, named after former U.S. president George W. Bush, describes a moment in which a competitive game has reached the specific score of 9 to 11.

A derivative of Zonic’s law from counter strike
The score is 8 to 11? Bush’s Law incoming??? PauseChamp
by Dr Socks January 8, 2024
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Max's Law

the theory that if any cord leading from ones phone can be caught on an obstacle and become dislodged from the compartment of the device, it fucking shall.
"Fuck the doorknob pulled my damn earphones out! God Damn Max's Law!"
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Billy's law

An Amendment & Derivative of Poe's law.

Billy's law: it is impossible to determine which account is that of a legitimate insane American MAGA supporter and which is that of a russian bot. Both groups lack any intelligence and both spread insane conspiracy theories while buying twitter blue and their followers.

Author: @osint_69, t.me/osint_69

Posted by: DRS_$GME, been around for 84 years. Russia has no future t.ly/sZ4Op
Good example of Billy's law can be found below:
knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-was-only-pretending-to-be-retarded

For smooth brains out there..... you can't "pretend" to be disabled. It's illogical.

Stick Figure #1: HEY GUYS LOOK HOW RETARDED I AM HUR DURRRRRRRR
Stick Figure #2: fuck off retard
Stick Figure #1: JOKES ON THEM I WAS ONLY PRETENDING
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Richardson-Law

A law that doesn't exist despite the fact your friend swears it does.
"The truth is not a defence for defamation"
"No... that is a Richardson-Law"
by stormin2192 August 30, 2017
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Singler's Law

An internet rule for how long it takes in a comment thread before someone mentions Grindr.
So it took that guy, like, ten minutes to mention Grindr in that thread about doughnuts.
Dude, that's an excellent example of Singler's Law
by metagrindr December 5, 2014
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stepson-in-law

Stepchild's husband.
stepson-in-law.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
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