streetstupid

Streetstupid: The opposite of streetsmart—someone who has little awareness of dangers in of urban environments, makes reckless decisions, and risks their safety or others’ by failing to navigate the modern world wisely.

Example: He tried to disarm a man wielding a knife and got stabbed—that was a very streetstupid move.

Lee: Bruv, did you hear about those lads at work? They went to Thailand and got robbed of all their holiday money—they were skint the whole holiday.
Frank: That’s just proper streetstupid.
Lee: Init, bruv. LOL.
Frank: LOL.

by Jamie Cheese February 1, 2026

streetlighting

the act of entering yourself with parts of streetlight

'the hobo was streetlighting himself '

by streetlighter February 5, 2026

Streetmemory

People that can remember a lot of street names like a gps

That guy is a streetmemory because he can remember many streets like a gps.

by ABA Language February 11, 2026

Streets Won't Forget

A player whose legacy lives in memory rather than records. Known for electrifying peaks of form, unorthodox skill, or pure entertainment value, they may never have sustained elite success or received major public recognition, yet those who watched them know how special they were.

Their greatness exists in moments and eras, not in medals. Long after statistics fade and headlines move on, their name still comes up in conversations that start with “you had to be there.” They are remembered not for what they won, but for how they made the game feel.

Friend 1: “The Streets Won't Forget junior year, Marcus.”
Friend 2: “Brudda, the streets never knew you.”
Friend 1: “I was cooking. Ask anyone.”
Friend 2: “Anyone from where, your bench?”
Friend 1: “Nah, I had highlights.”
Friend 2: “Two clips on your mom’s Facebook isn’t SWF.”
Friend 1: “You just weren’t there.”
Friend 2: “Exactly. Nobody was.”

by kbdou February 20, 2026

Streetshittification

When enshittification (or enshitification) occurs due to outsourcing to India. Services decline in quality because jobs normally done locally get transferred to India for its lower wages.

I can barely talk to customer support anymore due to corporate streetshittification.

by Deodeodeo October 5, 2025

Streetsmanship

Aggressive driving, but in an affluent, refined kind of way.

A true Streetsman is wreck-less, not reckless.

I was running late to work so I had to engage in a little Streetsmanship

by WildRoseChance November 13, 2025

cheap streets

A residential area in a city or town that is run-down, poorly maintained, and/or contains buildings that unsavory characters frequent. Also known as a slum.

This apartment is a mixed bag. It's in the cheap streets, but it's within walking distance to work.

by neopia9 July 26, 2004