Rule 10,742

Just because you have a gf, doesn’t mean you aren’t allowed to look.

BF: *looks at another girl*
GF: “Hey!”
BF: “Rule 10,742”

by HelloImDavid July 1, 2023

rule number 14

never start a fight, but finish it when someone else does

yo this mf just took a swing
rule number 14 brother

by adfhibidbuidg July 1, 2023

rule 34

we don't talk about that.

guy 1: hey whats rule 34?
guy 2: we don't talk about that.

by anonymous July 15, 2023

Rule number one

This expression is mostly from social media (specifically Tiktok). Rule number one is "cars are better than people." Mostly used by car people/Motorsport fans.

"No way, he cheated on you? Hop in my car, and never forget rule number one"

"I'm always prioritising rule number one, that's why I never date anyone."

by Sunaarin August 4, 2023

rule 23 of internet

only guys exist on internet

man 1: I met a girl on discord
man 2: always remember rule 23 of internet

by the king of old world August 4, 2023

Rule 766

Money and Power
The only things you need, your only goals, your only dreams are money and power, that's all you need

Judge: you gave up the love of a woman, a normal life, and for what? to have a life of luxury and stress, to become someone, but why?

Defendant: Rule 766

by Sighnal August 20, 2023

Rule 69

Rule 69: if it exists, there's a Cupcakke remix of it

Friend: I was trying to listen to the Minecraft soundtrack but it was some random moaning and rap about smacking ass like a drum?

Me: Rule 69
Friend: What?

by HeyiAmDyslexia August 29, 2023