When you hear something and you know somethings not right - something "fishy" Instead, you say I'm smelling poo
I hear that Bradford claimed on a birth certificate that a boy was his, but the kid looks nothing like him and blood type is different. I'm smelling poo. I think his wife Shirley put him up to signing a fraudulent birth certificate to hide the real fathers identity out of spite for the true father
by poida August 12, 2021
Get the I'm smelling poomug. by Telescope March 26, 2023
Get the gummy poo tailmug. Poo is a very interesting substance that comes out of your butt.
There are many types of poos, such as
The Original:
Basically normal poos
The Really Diarrhoea-y one:
Wet poos that come out of your ass when you have a stomachache and take fucking hours to wipe
The Machine Gun:
Pellets of poos that come out of your butt when you don’t drink water. They are a good weapon if you want to defend yourself.
The Creamy Corn:
Basically poo with corn in it.
The What the Fuck:
Basically every poo that isn’t brown.
Here’s what you might say if you encountered them in you bathroom
The Original One:
‘BORING!’
The Really Diarrhoea-y One:
‘Gross, man! What did I eat?’
The Machine Gun
‘Pew-pew!’
The Creamy Corn
‘Ew…’
The What the Fuck
‘WHAT THE FUCK?’
There are many types of poos, such as
The Original:
Basically normal poos
The Really Diarrhoea-y one:
Wet poos that come out of your ass when you have a stomachache and take fucking hours to wipe
The Machine Gun:
Pellets of poos that come out of your butt when you don’t drink water. They are a good weapon if you want to defend yourself.
The Creamy Corn:
Basically poo with corn in it.
The What the Fuck:
Basically every poo that isn’t brown.
Here’s what you might say if you encountered them in you bathroom
The Original One:
‘BORING!’
The Really Diarrhoea-y One:
‘Gross, man! What did I eat?’
The Machine Gun
‘Pew-pew!’
The Creamy Corn
‘Ew…’
The What the Fuck
‘WHAT THE FUCK?’
by The Really Nice Glassy December 21, 2021
Get the Poomug. by Isighnedinwithaaltaccont February 10, 2021
Get the Poo Poomug. Been turtling all day and finally got to the shitter. Went to have a look at the monster, turns out it was only a catfish poo
by Poopslayyer696 March 15, 2024
Get the Catfish Poomug. by Ellis Smith May 26, 2019
Get the Big poo energymug. One or more tactical bowel movements prior to taking part in a dragon boat race, in order to reduce the overall weight of a boat during a race.
Sorry, I was a bit late lads. Having a tac-poo. I can tell you, the boat is much lighter now after releasing that behemoth!
by R Botak July 27, 2024
Get the tac-poomug.