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purple eye pie

The contrast between the outer labia and inner vaginal area of a dark skinned black woman's vagina when viewed from approximately 6 to 12 inches away.
Dayammmmmm! Krishiqua you wasn't lyin girl. Yo pussy is darker then a muthafucka! That shit look like piece a pie wif a big ass, muthafuckin purple eye right in the gotdamn middle. Shiatt I best be careful not to break a toof off in dat muthafucka. Greasy ass, gotdamn, purple eye pie! Mmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmm!
by krisheekwa March 24, 2011
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cookie monster eyes

a person who has eyes that look around the store
the old man who works at a hot dog stand has cookie monster eyes
by ant-tony July 31, 2009
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eye-to-bag ratio

Eye-to-bag ratio, symbol ξ, is defined such that

ξ = h(eye)/h(eye bag) = k*beauty

where h is a function of height,
h(eye) is the height of an individual's open eye,
h(eye bag) is the visible height of the eye bag, and

k is a nonzero arbitrary constant. Rearranging the equation gives:

beauty ∝ξ
Evidence suggests that when
- h(eye) is high and/or
- h(eye bag) is low,
ξ (eye-to-bag ratio) is large and thus, under a constant k condition, beauty of the individual yielding the calculated ξ is also large.
by hoz0r July 23, 2010
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Sock-eye salmon

A form of artificial insemination that involve the one-eyed monster releasing its genetic material in to a sock. The sock is then invirted and inserted (usually via fisting) in to a woman's vagina.
Person1: How is Jamie pregnant with Johnny's baby? I thought they never slept together.

Person2: He didn't! She stole his spank sock and gave herself a Sock-eye salmon!
by Cliford Bauford III November 18, 2010
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Un-Drugged Eye

Like "The untrained eye", One who has the Un-drugged eye fails to see something from the perspective of someone who is under the influence of drugs (mainly weed), this often results in the misunderstanding of a situation.
"Why is everyone looking at me in that way? Just 'cause i'm hanging upside down from the bus shelter..."
"I guess they have the un-drugged eye"
by Hydro ftw June 14, 2006
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Shoe the eye pint

Taking an action with no thought for your own safety or credibility in order to save a fellow gamer from certain doom/discovery/failure. A selfless act of friendly and much-needed help.
In this instance "gamer" means one who is out attempting to have fun, often by meeting/pulling/hooking up with people in bars and clubs etc. Although this really could refer to anything in which one acts to help a friend in an unusual situation, such as distracting an angry husband while a friend makes his exit, or quite possibly negotiating with a Colombian drug cartel.
"Well he's pulled but she won't leave without her swamp donkey mate. Oh well, for his sake looks like I've got to shoe the eye pint..."
by BadgerNo1 September 7, 2005
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Peter Griffin Eyes

When you slightly squint your eyes at somebody because you know they're lying.
When my boyfriend said he just woke up, but I seen that he was on Facebook 23 minutes ago...I gave him the Peter Griffin Eyes.
by Vagabond Child #Vibe July 25, 2014
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