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Douche Chills

A mental and full body cringe or shudder, in an involuntary manner, stemming from the disdain of a douche
With his frosted tips, goatee, and Affliction t-shirt, I couldn't help but get automatic douche chills
by Jackabeee February 3, 2020
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Douche

Emma's boyfriend
by That_One_Bookworm February 8, 2020
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Douche

Emma's boyfriend
Emma's boyfriend is a cracked up douche
by That_One_Bookworm February 8, 2020
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douche bag

a boy in seventh grade in texas named Gray Ballweg. he decided to ask his girlfriend for n00des and then she said no so he dumped her. THAT'S WHAT DOUCHEBAGS DO!
Dang girl that kid Gray is such a douche bag. He used his girlfriend for n00des. Ew.
by ratcumonmyface April 1, 2020
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Douche Nozzle

Douche Nozzle; Noun, a person who is a douche and annoying mostly in video games ,and grease bag and nozzle because, they nozzle on dick and or there mom's tits.
Oh my fucking god dude the guy is a Douche Nozzle.
by MRLobsterr November 26, 2020
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Douche Nozzle

Coined by MLR, someone who is at the leading edge of douchebaggery. Literally a person ahead of their time when it comes to being a total douchebag.
“Hey, you in the swan shirt...yeah you, you douche nozzle, yeah, stop being a creeper
by Pedrito the Words February 16, 2020
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Douche canoe

Douche Canoe, a oversized maxipad used to catch all the nastiness that filters out of a females vaginal cavity after douching.. much like a pantie liner..
Sarah if I wouldn't have used a douche Canoe I would have ruined my panties..
by Model Ynohtna February 27, 2020
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