Justin Beaver 

Justin Bieber just got a new pet and he loves his little guy to death ! It turns out it’s an elderly beaver! Justin stopped at buccees on a road trip to buy some Canadian bacon pizza then he saw the most special thing a stuffed toy beaver ! Justin was lonely and wanted a pet but he didn’t want to pay for something expensive instead he paid for a cheap stuffed beaver! Justin fell in love and named the toy Justin beaver !

Oh my word it’s Justin Bieber !!!!! It’s always been my dream to meet you Justin !! What’s that toy in your hand ?? He’s my best friend ! His name is Justin beaver! He’s my replacement for Selena

Justin Beaver by Cupcake 711 March 17, 2021

Backwards beaver 

A non-reciprocal 69; wood's getting eaten but the beaver remains high and dry

So I jumped on top ready for some fun, but all we did was Backwards Beaver

Backwards beaver by anyevery March 22, 2021

Tropical Bakery 

Baked Goods sold on Wuhu Island.

I love the tropical bakery.

Tropical Bakery by Γαπδθμ Λφπ Δдялειг April 3, 2021

Nicholson baker

American author and novelist of such books as "room temperature" u and I and vox. Nicholson is somewhat of a gimmickry writer as is evidenced by his novel "vox" a novel About a man who Carries on a sexual relationship with a phone sex operator in the pre internet early 90s. In some ways similar to spike jones more recent movie "her"where a guy falls for his os in a digital sense.

Nicholson baker wrote "mezzanine" an app 130 pp novel. About an office workers 30 second ride up an escalator to the mezzanine level of his office building. Novels such as these are what cements Baker's reputation as the master of minutae.

Nicholson baker by 4realazitgits April 11, 2021

Makaylea Baker 

a pop yo ass if u mess with her type of gal
tough as shit and if she was a guy she would have a dick twice the size than these fuckers

"wow Makaylea Baker, a fucking queen this bitch is gang gang yeeeesh"

Makaylea Baker by yoooooop April 12, 2021

Canned beaver 

A Canned Beaver is what you call a girl who have a new cock every week.

Person 1: “Hey, did you hear about Ashley?”
Person 2: “Don’t mess with her man she’s on of those Canned Beavers.”

Canned beaver by randomfemale01 April 27, 2021

House Beaner 

Inspired from the term “House Nigger”. A House Beaner can be anyone who identifies as “Mestizo”, or a Chicano who rejects their Indigenous American ancestry. Unlike “House Niggers”, House Beaners tend to be relatively dark-skinned, due to their high percentage of Indigenous DNA, in which they’re insecure of.

Chicano guy: “My DNA test came back, it’s say I’m 70% Indigenous”
House Beaner (also Chicano): We’re Mexican, stop trying to be an Indian, you didn’t even grow up on a reservation.

House Beaner by Joe.momma.1786 April 28, 2021