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Olding Off

When an old launches into a diatribe about kids these days
My neighbor started olding off at me about my new nose ring
by mistakenews July 4, 2022
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40-year-old furgin

When you see a millennial in their mid 30-40s at Walmart wearing a fake tail in the pets department.
Did you just see that 40-year-old furgin walk by with a Lola Bunny spanking T-shirt on?
by He_does_pro-laps August 20, 2021
mugGet the 40-year-old furginmug.

old El Paso

A passive aggressive way of saying someone else is being passive aggressive. Designed to diffuse tension if being used face to face, or to bring humor to an anecdote when re telling a story.
I’m sick of Mitzy being all Old El Paso.

Or, in person- “hmmm somebody’s being a bit Old El Paso….”
by Smartmouth78 August 12, 2023
mugGet the old El Pasomug.

Old People Sex

Plain and simple to describe really...you ever pull a grilled cheese sandwich apart?
Old People Sex is the best. You literally can’t take yourselves off of them!”
by Filthypilgrim February 7, 2021
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Old people

Americans over 50 are worse than younger people at telling facts from opinions, according to a new study by Pew Research Center.

Given 10 statements, five each of fact and opinion, younger Americans correctly identified both the facts and the opinions at higher rates than older Americans did. Forty-four percent of younger people identified all five opinions as opinions, while only 26 percent of older people did. And 18-to-29-year-olds performed more than twice as well as the 65+ set. Of the latter group, only 17 percent classified all five facts as factual statements.
P1: old people have an opinion about everything if it's not done old school it's incorrect.
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 7, 2019
mugGet the Old peoplemug.

Old Kenny

When a man realises the error of his ways and changes his entire life of the basis of one night.
Oh did you see what happened in Vilnius. Old Kenny has gone bruv. New Kenny has taken over after what happened with that lass.
by Bubzinho November 8, 2013
mugGet the Old Kennymug.

sack of old ham

Used to describe an assblast or a fuckface
by Mr. yee November 30, 2017
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