new york yankees

the greatest sports franchise known to man, the one and only, the cream of the crop, every boston fan's worst nightmare. witnessing a game in the bronx is better than sex. one might get chills down their spine when the phrase" YANKEE--BASEBALL" is uttered by 52,000 strong during a game in the mecca of sports-yankee stadium.

"what does a hot dog and beer taste like in fenway park during a game in october?"--nobody knows...

by bostonsuckscock February 25, 2004

new year's day

New Year's Day is also reffered to as National Hangover Day because of the fact that everyone and their mother is hungover from the previous night's debauchery.

I love New Year's Eve but I hate National Hangover Day.

by skankyhoe December 31, 2004

new england patriots

the biggest douches in the nfl led by a faggot qb from a fucked up school, and the only reason they won again is cuz they had to rely on mcnabb bein so sick he shoulda been in the hospital with an iv in him

i love wathcin the patriots fuck up

by fuck the patriots April 20, 2005

Orange is the new black

A Netflix original series, and a pretty good one at that. It's funny, but definitely way more lesbian sex than I bargained for.

If you're straight, you'll find yourself drooling over the few men that are actually on the show, like the cop John Bennett, or the main character's fiancé, Larry Bloom. Neither if whom is even that attractive....

Plus with all of the slang they use on the show, you find that you end up using Urban Dictionary way more than usual if you're as slang-illiterate as I am.

"Hey have you seen that new show Orange Is The New Black on Netflix?"

"Yeah. It's pretty funny. Have you?"

"Nah. I'm already subscribed to Lesbian Porn Weekly, so I'm good."

by samhamsam June 11, 2014

upstate new york

Upstate NY.Hmm. Basically anywhere within the borders of the state north of the Bronx. The people there are usually characterized by a lack of overly neurotic, self important, belligerent, paranoid ass-hattedness that plagues those that live within the confines of NYC. Its true.
I now live in SoCal and met a girl from San Diego who was back for a visit. She told me she had been living in NYC for a couple of months and we got to talking. I said "Yeah people in NYC are ass hats"
Then SHE says "Yes WE are quite intimidating".
What a cunt.
She was wearing that "center of the universe" mantle like she'd been poppin' it in the Marcy Projects with Jay-Z 6 hours before she stepped off the mo'fuckin plane.
Thats what IIII'm talkin about.

Hey Hey My My Rock and Roll will never die its better to burn out than fry hey hey my my Upstate New York

by Drunken Mick May 13, 2006

ripped a new one

verbally wrecked to shreds; roasted

i was ripped a new one by my track coach after fucking up at the meet.

by jaminator69 December 14, 2016

Warwick, New York

Warwick is a large town in New York. We have cows, apples, bagels, and pizza. That is pretty much it... Oh and we have a lot of people... From preppy school girls and boys to complete tractor - driving- rednecks .

We also have a lot of sports. soccer, skiing, football, lacrosse, basketball... and so many more.

So if you are traveling to Warwick, why not? We have IT ALL

John (From NYC)- What are you doing in Warwick today?
Me- Well today I woke up on my cow and horse farm so I already fed and sang to them! Toady I am going apple picking, then getting a bagel and pizza. Then I am going back to the farm and working there. Later I will go to the drive in with friends!
John- Oh. Fun. I live in New York City.
Me- WELL YOU ARE MISSING OUT! COME TO WARWICK, NEW YORK!!! We have Apple feast

by KiaKat December 29, 2011