f off

A shortened term meaning face off. Many people confuse this for a harsh, insulting word when really it means someone wants to engage in a battle.

Person 1: Hey, you look kinda funny today
Person 2: F off! (Face off)
Person 1: Bring it!
*Battle begins*

by Blix December 28, 2005

Bog Off

When you're playing 2 on 2 in Super Smash Brothers (The good one, Which is the original for N64) and your team loses. The person usually with less kills or if he/she stole one of your lives and couldn't make shit happen gives up the controller. If both losing teammates have the same amount of kills which is usually because they were "Man Kinged" (See definition) They must have a Bog Off. This is a one a one with the two losing teammates using the same characters they had when they lost playing with one life on the level dreamland. The one who loses gives up the controller.

Me and my friend lost on peaches castle, using kirby and ness, we had the same amount of kills! now we have to have a Bog Off at dreamland. I'm not giving up my controller!

by ShaneB November 1, 2010

off brand

Someone who has no friends and wears shoes from payless. Can be shortened to o.b.

Person 1: Look at John's shoes.
Person 2: Hahaha, those are from Payless. What an off brand.

by J Peezie fo Sheezie July 26, 2008

Jak'en off

This applies to the person who leaves at noon and tells nobody except for the people who will be gone the next day. Basically an easy way to leave for the day and say that you will “work from home”! - this #1 gives you an alibi for co-worker bad-talk and #2 if you tell yourself that you will “work from home” enough times, you won’t feel guilty about what jobs your co-workers have to pick up the slack on.

You're working on your computer until you suddenly realize that you kinda want to just push off your work to someone else without making it too obvious and just go home for the day. So instead of saying, "yeah....I'm taking off", you should say, "yeah....I'm Jak'en off". Everyone will think that you just made a freud'n slip and laugh - you're home free.

by your favorite krew October 5, 2007

Chopped-Off

The extreme fetish of having your wife/girlfriend cut off your penis.

Elliott - You getting chopped-off tonight?

Mittch - Oh...heelllll yes.

by UranusMan1337 June 29, 2011

fap off

two begin to fap. one finishes. one continues.

there are two people who disagree about who can out fap the other and so they have a fap off

by The American American November 4, 2013

off-cocked

Something that is out of position in relation to its proper positioning.

The painter hung the picture off-cocked.

by Kristen Paskus July 27, 2006