ear douche

The comforting that females give each other when one has been seriously bitch burned.

Ashley :" OMG Becky don't believe her, you have the most perfectly groomed brows I've ever seen, you know she's just jealous , Jenny said Scott is dumping her for being such a bitch, seriously" Becky : " ok, thanks for the ear douche ! High 5! Let's get a mocha"

by Shmuckatellee October 13, 2015

wonder years douche

Someone that is very condescending, patronizing, straight up rude, etc.

That guy's being a real Wonder Years Douche!

by Hedley Lamarr 15 September 21, 2016

douche

a douche is a person who thinks they are the bomb when in fact they are not.

For example Woodles is a douche.

by Mickey Blue Eyes 69 February 26, 2011

Assflap Dicky Douche

Jen.

Jen is an assflap dicky douche.

by PL4TYPU5 December 6, 2023

Douche bag

A weaselly slimy Fuck. Also known as Thomas dolson. Small pocket, big douchieness and eyes that jitter. Common regions of this rat is Taylor tucky

I was being a real douche bag today

by Pure purple June 2, 2017

douche brag

The art of posting photos or comments to social media, often using reverse psychology, in hopes of receiving validation for your false modesty.

Girl: Hey, check out Eric posting pics of his abs again. Oh, look he commented too..."FML, I'm too fat".
Other girl: What a douche brag!

by G_Hook October 17, 2017

Pajama Douche

A phrase describing the male genitalia

Susan: ugh Raymond is being unbelievable.

Rebecca: I told you to dump that pajama douche!

by Milton Lee February 16, 2021