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douch dick

A dick what needs to be douched!
See that over there that’s a douch dick!
by Brunt up April 22, 2018
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douche kanizzle

a douche kanizzle is a person or thing doing something over and beyond stupid. a douche kanizzle is worse than a douche bag
did you see the douche kanizzle at lowes today loading 2 tons of block into his s-10
by jb1937 December 31, 2007
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dominic the douche

This is a complete correct definiton of Dominic Fox. He is in my class and hes a total douche bag. If you see a guy named Dominic tell him to go suck a fat one, or he will kiss you, boy or girl. He's gay and veeeery douchey.
Yo, there goes dominic the douche -guy
Ewww, hes such a molester.- girl.
by SaraQthePanda May 10, 2018
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Douche Bizzle

N.(Doo-shh Biz•zel) slang Urban back alley medical abortion makeshift DNC machine. (vagina vacuum)
"They used the douche bizzle to quickly and afordably suck the unwanted the fetus out of her womb."
by Vodka Water No Ice July 21, 2023
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Dolly Douche

Aka douchey dolly. A person like Dolly Vision, a YouTube creator, who likes to who likes to exploit & revictimize victims, especially women & children, their families & friends for $$. Specializes in running with crazy conspiracies, theories & rumors.
Stop being a dolly douche. Ewww, look another dolly douche, attacking that victim for money. Wow, dolly douche, can't believe he's lying about a missing child & making money.
by Ross Robert October 15, 2022
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Douche Caboose

The brother of the girl you with.
Hey Hainer, is your brother the douche caboose coming with us?
by Ajudichop April 24, 2021
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douche clueless

The guys who strut around wearing Fedora Hats (or over-sized baseball caps, etc. ) thinking that they are the epitome of cool, when in fact, everyone who sees them is thinking :"He's a real Douche."

That man is Douche Clueless. He is unaware that he looks ridiculous.
"Check out that guy by the pool with the felt Fedora Hat. Ouch! He is Douche Clueless!"

When you brought the flowers for me, not knowing that my Mother just died, that was really Douche Clueless.
by BAD artiste April 22, 2017
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